Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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