it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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