He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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