She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Soap is not a condiment
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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