I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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