Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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