i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My breasts were aching with rage.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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