seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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