i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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