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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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