no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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