1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We need to get me chipped asap
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