all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It's shark week go big or go home
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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