so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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