He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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