If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I currently don't understand fingers.
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