I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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