If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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