he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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