Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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