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it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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