In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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