Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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