Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
