problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my shit smells like andre
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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