He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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