Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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