that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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