I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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