just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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