The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He has the fingertips of a God
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