Fuck appropriateness.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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