She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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