normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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