everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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