we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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