just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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