So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think i got beer on your cat.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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