ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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