He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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