i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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