My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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