so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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