The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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