Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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