you guys were way drunker than both of me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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