it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
No subtext here. People are naked.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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