Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
