Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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