Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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