There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
