Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
