..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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